10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio