10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery