10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury