10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss