10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.