10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die