10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.