10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for loners.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword