10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss