10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant