10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury