10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22