10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- im going to 2 out you to death