10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth