10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.