10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have