10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach