10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.