10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword