10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fish don't eat Nutz!