10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen