10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!