10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth