10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "No river, no fish."