10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.