10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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