10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker