10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"