10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris