10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.