10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.