10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Why not, when some because there are three.