10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'