10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)