10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed