10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-