10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."