10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fold and live to fold again
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.