10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.