10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from