10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack