10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.