10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword