10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"