10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from