10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright