10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders