10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright