10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from