10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes